Hey there! 

Welcome. I guess you found my "website" somehow. If I had to guess, probably because of my Bluesky handle. Or perhaps you're lucky enough I shared it with you. It really only exists so I didn't have to remember my home IP address for server stuff, but here we are.

Unfortunately, there's nothing really interesting here for you. I'm deeply sorry if this comes as a disappointment.

Maybe in future something interesting will be here, who knows. But for now, have this cute photo:

My badge is backwards, I know. But I still think it's a cute photo :) Also, the tennis ball is a bit larger than a regular tennis ball, just in case you were wondering.

I was going to have some music playing in the background, you know, MySpace vibes, but DRM is kinda fucked these days and I don't want to be sued so, just hit play on this and pretend you didn't have to do anything:

Sorry if there were ads there, you should get YouTube Premium. It's actually pretty good.  

The track is pretty good too, right? You may remember it from around the place if you've been on the internet for a while. If you've never heard it before, you're welcome. :)

And of course, an under construction gif as required by all websites pre-NBN days. Fuck, remember trying to load a full webpage of gifs AND an audio track on ADSL and dial-up? What a time to be a nerd. I promise the site will be done one day though.

I'd add a hit counter too but I'm too lazy to set up my own webserver. Actually, I already did the Debian and Apache thing then realized Google Sites would be easier for this shit. But hey, it's there now when (if) I need it. Google Sites seems to be missing a hit counter feature so, here's a fake one instead.

It only counts to 1000, in case you didn't want to watch the whole loop :)

Keep your stick on the ice!